Fox News List Sonnet [*]

Fox News: shit that sticks to the bottom of shoes

Fox News: facts and figures to ignore and abuse

Fox News: slobber at the end of an afternoon snooze

Fox News: sensationalist suggestion that simmers and stews

Fox News Deadline: better on time than the truth you lose

Fox News: aberrant cell from the primordial ooze

Fox News: detection that ignores all of the clues

Fox News: bits and pieces a piss-artist spews

Fox News: polka appropriation of genuine blues

Fox News Headline: Terrorists Not Iceberg Sink Titanic Cruise

Fox News: candourless in cunning this Canidae eschews

Fox News: determined only in the lies they choose

Fox News: whose existence corrupts poetry’s muse

Fox News: so shit lining bowls of unflushable loos

[*] News Flash: Karl Rove adamant he has irrevocable proof that sonnet is 13-line poem that never rhymes;

[*] writer cites penultimate line as ultimate disclaimer