Friday, 16 December 2011

12 Days Before Christmas Poems

A Film Cliche Christmas

You say Christmas dinner is ham?
Frankly dear, I don't give a damn.

Santa picks up his sack,
turns and says [in silly English] "I'll be back."

From a Ridley Scott cut:
Christmas presents exploding from the gut.

You say Christmas dinner is a cat?
You dirty rat.

- 1996 -

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