Saturday, 17 December 2011

12 Days Before Christmas Poems

SNOW -

1. Snowperson

There is no reason to object
to the politically correct

even if it is a silly decision
to use such a neologism

2. Snowballs

He sat
naked
in the snow
with his
testicles
so very,
oh so very
cold.

3. Snowflakes

Providing all of the recommended
minimum daily requirements
of ice crystals,
these need to be eaten with
chocolate milk so that each flake
can be seen floating at the top of a
bowl and in a tiny xocolatl lake.

4. Snowboard

riding
gliding
riding
sliding
riding

on ennui

5. Snowjob

Bill and
Monica
enjoying
winter

6. Snowberry

In summer it's naughty;
in winter it's haughty.

8. Snowmobile

But can you imagine
how it could fall
if it wasn't able to move
at all?

-1998 -

[No. 5 was a clue to the year!]

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