Thursday, 22 December 2011

12 Days Before Christmas Poems

Anticipating A Summer Song
(based on an early English lyric)

Summer is i-commen in,
   Loudly sing cucu!
Groweth targeted results like we bloweth wind
   And spring'th the League Tables nu -
      Sing I'm Cucu!

Teachers bleateth after lamb,
   Low'th after the lowest too:
"Bollocks!" is shouteth, "Fucke youeth",
   Merry sing cucu!

Cucu, cucu, well singeth thou, cucu -  
   Ne shite thou never knew;
Sing cucu, now, sing cucu,
   Sing cucu, sing cucu, nu!

- 2003 -

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