Tuesday, 20 December 2011

12 Days Before Christmas Poems

Christmas Horrid Homophones

Santa was never allowed
To say "Fucking Merry Christmas" aloud.

A bestial Santa says "Hello Dear"
To his very special deer.

Another beastly Claus
Gets out his Xmas claws.

Santa had a broken heart
Discovering his 'special' was a hart.

- 2000 -

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